Setup Jokes

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

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Important Jokes More Important Jokes

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!

Pose Jokes More Pose Jokes

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

News Jokes More News Jokes

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.