because seven ate nine.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
To get to the other side.
Because they're all out of cervix
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Hebrewed it.
Tsarbucks
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
The punchline is too long.
A sideways seven.
A seven-legged frog.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
No Peking!
Cover your ears with your hands
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
Because it's re-fined!
Adobe wan kenobi
News of the elections is getting old.
Does any of this really matter...