The punchline is too long.
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
Because the people are always Russian !
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .
A triathlete doesn't go both ways.
A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
I'll post the punchline later.
Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.