How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.