Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!