What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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How far away is the US Army's website?

Just a few klicks away.

Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger