What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

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Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!