What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

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What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

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How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.