How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

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They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.