What's worse than locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic?

Going in and asking for a coat hanger.

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What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.