What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.