They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
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A BOOick.
Puts on another coat.
Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.
A tuna.
She buys a new car.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.
A LockSith.
A key.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
They always go to the hanger.
