Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.