Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

Refuel Jokes More Refuel Jokes

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel