What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

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What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

What do you call a German thief?

A Hamburglar.