They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
Everything is cool there already.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
A: An Apple turnover.
Only 12. One for every month.
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
It's because their knee grows.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
They always go to the hanger.
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
