They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
He just didn't have the wheel to live.
Well, the flag's a big plus
He spent all day on the web.
Because...bros before hose!
Ape-ril and Bananuary
She must have called a 1,000 times
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
He didn't
The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.
Retards don't wear Black.
They always go to the hanger.
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America