Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !