Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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What does a Native American Biologist live in?

ATP

Where does poor spaghetti live?

The spaghetto

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.