A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
She threw away all of the W's.
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(
He just didn't have the wheel to live.
When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
The deputy head !
Player: "1:1"
Because 7, 10, 11.