Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

What Do You Call A Brunette Standing Between Two Blondes?

A)..... The Interpreter.

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

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What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.