Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What is true and false at the same time?

This

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Fire Fighter Jokes More Fire Fighter Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!