Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

Fire Fighter Jokes More Fire Fighter Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!