Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Fire Fighter Jokes More Fire Fighter Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!