Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What do you call two mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Fire Fighter Jokes More Fire Fighter Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!