How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.