How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich