What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

Roamin Jokes More Roamin Jokes

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.