What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

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Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

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What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit