What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

Roamin Jokes More Roamin Jokes

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*