Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

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What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.