Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

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What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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How do you contact a cross dresser?

Shemail

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.