What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper

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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!