What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.