How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks