Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*