Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Santa stops after the third Ho

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He gets claustrophobic!

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*