How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.