What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?

By reading street signs.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

Track Suit Jokes More Track Suit Jokes

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.