Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!