Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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What makes a good Stalin joke?

The execution.

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.