Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!