Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

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What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.