Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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What is a German's favorite number?

6000000

Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?

There was too much gas in them.

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.