Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

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Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.