Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!