Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A: A milk sheik!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !