What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

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Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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A boeing constrictor

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A boa constructor.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor