What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

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What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.