What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.