What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

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What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

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What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.