What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What is it called when a criminal gets excited?

A Con-Yay!

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.