Diploma Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.