What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

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What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B