What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

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What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B