I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose