What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.