What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.