What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?