Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.