What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke