What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

Diet Coke Jokes More Diet Coke Jokes

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.