Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

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She thought it was diet coke

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.