Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.