Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.