Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

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Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.