Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.