Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.