What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.