Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

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Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make