Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What's the highest point in the ocean?

The Marijuanas Trench.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why is North Korea horrible?

Because they have no Seoul.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.