Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

Why is North Korea so polluted?

They have supreme litter.