Range Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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