Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce