Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

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What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.