Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe