Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe