Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Previous Random Joke Next

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.