Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe