Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.