What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind