Shotgun Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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English Jokes More English Jokes

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Kurt Cobain Jokes More Kurt Cobain Jokes

How did Kurt Cobain die?

With a Cobang

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way