Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!